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Have you ever had sexual fantasies about a married church pastor?

72%

1,065 deviants said I dont go to church to have a pastor

20%

304 deviants said I dont have sex fantasies about anyone

78 deviants said Once or twice I have

36 deviants said All the time

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~Helenarth Jul 28, 2009

I don't go to church, so he's not my pastor, but I have seen the local parish priest around in town. D:
...And he's not married, anyway.

~Bright-Circle Jul 21, 2009

Somewhere between 'i don't have sex fantasies about anyone' and 'i don't go to church to have a pastor'. Though if I did, I sure as vamps hate daylight would make sure I didn't have sex fantasies about a married man.

~Mlaa Jul 20, 2009

Never seen a pastor. I haven't been on a church.

So the answer is "no".

*SparrowsFlame Jul 18, 2009 Hobbyist General Artist

I would like to have a no option. My pastor is my dad. So that's a huge NO.

~DeutscheCamila Aug 29, 2009

You're kidding?
Eeew, what a disturbing question, then.

*SparrowsFlame Aug 30, 2009 Hobbyist General Artist

No, I'm not. Yeah.

~DeutscheCamila Jul 17, 2009

It's missing one option, "I don't have sexual fantasies about a married church pastor, but I do about someones elses". That'd be my option.

*SparrowsFlame Jul 18, 2009 Hobbyist General Artist

Mine too.

~DeutscheCamila Jul 21, 2009

Should we tell them?

*SparrowsFlame Aug 17, 2009 Hobbyist General Artist

Maybe...

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Jun 9, 2010 What do you think of DAS only accept some secrets? ( please read main comment before voting) http://comments.deviantart.com/14/1257144/1519927091
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