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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTEDSo I was at the doctor's office yesterday, and this doctor always overbooks his appointments. So, to make use of the time, I brought my pad, paper, and sharpener, and worked up some sketches. True enough, he kept me waiting (I eventually left without seeing the guy because it was going to take an hour and a half....!)
While I was sketching in the waiting room, this mom comes in with her two young kids, I'm guessing, around 4 years old. They're obviously nice kids, but being in a doctor's office was upsetting to them, and so, they're carrying on, and the mom is trying her best to keep them from going nuclear.
This wasn't annoying me at all. I'm a dad. I have great empathy for kids, and frankly, I felt like whining at this point, too!
But I thought I could make the situation a little better for the mother and her banshees. So I put away my sketches, and drew a cartoon teddy bear. Then I told the mother that I'm a cartoonist, and that I drew something her kids might like. (I always ask pe
because you shouldn't
feel it in the first
you just want to
stand in front of the train
and let it ravage
your body, savage
you just want to
cut out every organ,
from inside every cell.
you just want to
open up your blood,
set it loose, mix with mud
drop the knife and watch the red run free.
you just want to
fall in the fire and let it burn
every nerve in your body made to yearn
for a second's reprieve that never comes,
just fall face first
into the flames
because there's no reason
The Kataang CommandmentsKATAANG COMMANDMENTS
Long ago, the Creators made a television program that none other could surpass. At first all worshiped together, but eventually, the followers split into two groups, the Kataangers and Zutarians. While Zutara was based on symbolism and fan-girls, Kataang was based on logic and common sense. So, herein lie the Kataang Commandments. We follow them until that faithful day that the two lovers finally join.
One: All Kataangers must be afraid of steam. Enough said.
Two: When Kataangers look at the clouds, they are reminded of Kataang. They call the clouds Children.
Three: All Kataangers must eat a steady diet of three square meals of Fluff everyday. Remember, Kataang is part of a complete breakfast!
Four: Innocence must be chosen over Hotness. Exceptions can be made though.
Five: Kataangers must have a sense of logic and basic human observation skillz.
Six: Kataangers must squee fifty three times a minute.
Seven: When singing God Bless the USA
Russia's Little Sunflower [Reader x Russia]
Russia’s Little Sunflower
This was your first time in your entire life that you have ever been to Moscow, and the first time you’ve been in Russia.
Then why were you here you ask? Well, it was simply because one of your friends, Ivan Braginski, invited you over for a visit. You simply couldn’t say no because, well, what are friends for right?
Following the instructions scrawled on a small piece of crumpled up paper, you found what you thought was Russia’s house. It was currently snowing, and the small foundation looked very welcoming to you. The snow made the setting look quite serene if you might add.
Because you’ve never been to Russia before, you hadn’t taken the necessary precautions to deal with the cold weather. All you had on was a [Fav Color] overcoat, and some jeans. You really had underestimated the weather.
Gathering the amount of courage you had, you knocked on the door in 3 consecutive short taps. You didn’t ha
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ViolinI remember the day
you told me violins
were strung with cat gut
and that is why
you hated music
(who says that to a child?)
I followed you
all that summer.
I watched you
grow away from mother -
your whiskey held better conversations
and all she did was cry.
We'd sit cross-legged on the porch
and count the horseflies
settling on our lunch.
You would drown tadpoles
in a bucket
surprised they could not swim
and I would dream
of cherry popsicles.
And when night would gather
on the sidewalk
I'd hold my breath
until a star appeared.
Don't bother making wishes
you'd tell me -
stars are dead weight in heaven
and God has cloth ears.
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